Come be trashy with me please Royal Blue at 8:30

COME THRU! 8pm

Did Mike Tyson just shoot Trump? Holyfield is asking

God said fuck art

I wouldn’t fuck my celebrity crush in this rain

I love Baltimore. City Hall is one block away from strip clubs, which are one block away from police HQ, which is one block away from a bar where you can ride a bull, which is on the same block as a children’s museum. And all of that is one block away from the Holocaust memorial

On that note: the strip clubs are equidistant from City Hall, the courthouses, 100+ law firms, the police department, and multiple bank skyscrapers Aka, their clientele

So a muscle-bound grown man in a bulletproof vest, with a toolbelt full of weapons, whose colleagues are standing by in a full-size pickup truck is deathly afraid of a woman named Renee wearing a beanie driving a Honda Pilot? I believe you sir are the ‘fucking bitch’

Apparently protesting “the right way” means not in the street and with expressed permission Right I must’ve overlooked all those photos of the March from Selma to Montgomery with Dr King and John Lewis marching on the sidewalk with officer friendly

So wait…there are people that think it makes sense to be against birthright citizenship AND against abortion? Are you saying it’s not the child’s fault THAT they were born, but it is the child’s fault WHERE they were born? This needs some work guys

A wormhole to Dimension X will open if the creator of the PDF file ends up in the Epstein files