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Zypher

@zypher111

19 Year old Speedrunner, SMO any%: 59:50

ID: 1087120842813779968

calendar_today20-01-2019 22:53:01

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this might be the highest scoring 3p Yahtzee game I've ever seen, 325 is like good enough to win 90% of the time and it got last, and over 100 off 1st

this might be the highest scoring 3p Yahtzee game I've ever seen, 325 is like good enough to win 90% of the time and it got last, and over 100 off 1st
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2 year sub hour anniversary, part of me feels like it was yesterday and part of me feels like it was a lifetime ago, kinda feels weird to be honest

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If you ever feel like you suck at everything just remember that you were once a sperm racing champion and that’s why you’re here

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Ok I’ve complained about snowstorms and shit in the north before but none of that compares to the aftermath of a southern ice storm holy fuck

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Can someone with knowledge explain how everyone on my street has electricity besides the 4 buildings here that on the other side of the street from the same complex

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I’m cold, gettin the FUCK out of Mississippi tomorrow fuck this shit, no electricity, heat, or water, might as well be the 1700s

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Never been happier to been memphis in my life and never will, 4.5 hours in the car when it’s normally an hour… this was I55 4 days after any precipitation. This infrastructure is god awful

Never been happier to been memphis in my life and never will, 4.5 hours in the car when it’s normally an hour… this was  I55 4 days after any precipitation. This infrastructure is god awful
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Who in the world is flying from Chicago to Rockford or vise versa, it’s an hour drive. New most useless flight ever unlocked

Who in the world is flying from Chicago to Rockford or vise versa, it’s an hour drive.

New most useless flight ever unlocked
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When I’m at a bus stop for 40 minutes and the bus is still 15 minutes away, I consider being 20 minutes late for class not my fault