I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!

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This series of comics are simultaneously the funniest images ever put online and massive category 9 infohazards for any man who takes them seriously for one second.

Even if I could, I’d never ever stop letting you down

It’s not a casino, it’s a trap house filled with rapists and future rapists

help me find my frens

Zynler Holy_Shock Couldn't have said it better myself (I could have, but I'm on my affirmation arc)

gmeowussy, Zynler going to the beach

I hate it when people cut bagels so as to make the top half into a skimpy wafer and the bottom half into some fat bundt cake (i use the term 'half' liberally here)

alon gives me the vibe of one of those dudes who thinks he's so smart that he can defend himself in court and doesn't hire a lawyer and then gets convicted for life 😆

Do you see this?? Do you see this ALPHA?

myAIPACguy alex fazio banteg 😆😆😆Your wife is fucking on me while youre at work

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪꜰ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴꜱ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴡᴀʀɴ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴏᴍ?

I'm so out da loop I've been jerking off for three weeks straight

Lip status: packed

The crusading season is upon us. 🌹⚔️❤️

Thank you Supernal for the banner 🌹⚔️❤️