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GOD GULUVA

@zweli_thixo

•Not an award winning Journalist
•Ndebele man with some HeART
•Author of 28/09
•Be part of @TheSADAG
•Storyteller - Narrator

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I remember when I came back from the mountains and one of the supervising Dyans caught me cheating on my then girlfriend and i was fined R2000 so the moral of the story is that Dyans don't cheat or else you'll be fined and punished for it.

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I once sent my girlfriend a pic of condoms I bought telling her she's gotta come to my house. Wathi she'll come but then something came up and she wasn't able to make it. I then decided to cheat with those condoms. Next day wathi uyeza so I had to buy the exact brand. When she

I once sent my girlfriend a pic of condoms I bought telling her she's gotta come to my house. Wathi she'll come but then something came up and she wasn't able to make it. 

I then decided to cheat with those condoms. Next day wathi uyeza so I had to buy the exact brand. When she
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I remember being stressed to the point that I forgot ukubuyisela pipi in my pants after peeing at school after getting 24% in my first year.

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Majita I know we aren't supposed to wash our balls since they self clean but this boy right here does wonders for your balls especially when you love getting head.

Majita I know we aren't supposed to wash our balls since they self clean but this boy right here does wonders for your balls especially when you love getting head.
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We need to be a society that builds and educate about ubuntu not destroy, Scott’s is 21 years old , he needs the guidance from us Abantu abadala

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I have a theory as to why married men are the most single and available demographic. It is because they don’t have the mental load the rest of us have. They have someone who takes care of everything at home and all their time is free. When you don’t have to clean, cook, do

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Even if women dated for hunger, it would still be indecent to invite someone's daughter to your dingy room and not offer them something appropriate to eat. You can't love a girl but invite them over when you know damn well all you have is morvite and Go-slos. what kind of home do

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If someone does not like the community of people who are like you,then they do not like you too!! there’s no such thing as “but I like you” if they hate your race, tribe, people of your skin complexion, body size and same sexuality as you.. they definitely hate you

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And if you’re going to be the parent that finds nothing wrong about giving children sips of alcohol, don’t bother having children. Thanks.

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I have no desire to do life alone, I want a beautiful and healthy marriage at some point in this life. I hope to grow grey hairs and wrinkley skin with the love of my life.

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Once dated a hun who was generous with her coochie and niggas ekasi felt sorry for me and they were on some “ntwana lo cherry akekho shap for wena”

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There is nothing such as an Honours candidate. You are a student. Candidacy is for NQF level 9 and 10. Even in NQF 9, it depends on whether you are doing Coursework or full Thesis. If you're doing Coursework, you're a student. Otherwise, respect to Honours and Masters (by

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11 July 2025 is one of the days I will never forget. It was just after lunch when I got summoned by the chaplain to tell me about the passing of my mother. 💔