This stupid fucking shark has been ingrained in my head ever since I saw the movie for the first time

How do I win here without a stalemate?

Intense game. Shout out to Richie Leahey for the finishing move help.

I can make him worry less 😌

Bored Made this

I love how not on Twitter I am when I have big events with friends. In this last case a wedding, but also conferences, work trips, hang outs, tailgates, etc. Proof that I only come here when I'm lonely and mentally ill from that loneliness (often).

Back in dirty Jerzey

hate that it had to be coco but this naomi osaka comeback story is truly what sports are all about

Cute little geriatric No Kings protest in Highland Park. Lots of honks. Of course though, Middlesex County is blue AF.

Man, if he was dead, my trip to DC today would have been so much more eventful

Few things have made me feel like a badder bitch then stepping out of Washington Union Station into a Cadillac Escalade waiting for me. I think this PhD has paid off, guys.

Also Washington is super normal even with a few goober fucking National Guardsmen literally just chatting and looking at their phones. Begging people to stop falling for all the doomerism that can fit on a rectangle-shaped screen.

Yeeeaahhh

God I love DC. Is a Washington to New Brunswick, New Jersey super commute completely insane? Yeah... it is 😔

Why is everyone talking about Jaws? I mean, I'm not complaining. My 3rd, sometimes 2nd favorite movie, but what did I miss?

Why are AI ghouls so allergic to knowing things? I for one am happy to have knowledge to call upon. To be able to use my brain for more than just basic survival.