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(Italo Calvino tutorial NPC) Congrats! You have found 1/400 fleeting desires in the city of Isidora. Remember to hold RB to sustain the illusion that this was once your home.

Just published a new short story! It’s about writing, sailing, and the relation they seem to have in my mind. Real short. Link below.

how it felt to call three family members just to have conversations

(Over The Hedge wiki admin replying to random user) Yes, I erased your edits to RJ's page. For the last time, Menshevik apologia is not welcome here. Go read The State And Revolution and then we can have a proper discussion.

Heartwarming: Mutual's post reveals broader variety of psychosexual tendencies than originally intended

thrown out of genetics conference for calling DNA reheated parent nachos

refusing to accept my Fell For It Again Award as an act of protest

"Fellini? What is that, Italian?" - early career Pauline Kael

Don't waste time on dating apps. Get a few barbells and aim for increased muscle mass. Maximize protein intake. Learn Python. All you need to succeed is a winner mindset. - Franz Kafka

"If I were on that plane, it wouldn't have gone down like it did. There would have been a lot of ennui in that cabin and then me saying 'Tout va bien!'" - Jean-Luc Godard

hanging out in your school friend's room while his parents shout at him downstairs

new memo just went out

listening to pauls solo albums again

(a tiny blue star flashes from deep within Donald Trump's empty eyesocket) DO YOU STILL BELIEVE IN FINITE LIFESPANS. BECAUSE AT 13,790,285,002 IT'S MARGINAL RIGHT

The crashout left me adrift at sea. Over and over, with various women, I found myself just trying to reheat Rachel's nachos.

i liked one mutual's dentist post and now the For You page is showing me Wisdom Tooth Removal Twitter

i just used wrong warp and half a press to find a way Out that isn't Through