The episode you’ve been waiting for—whether you knew it or not—is HERE. This is the most ambitious, most unhinged, and most ridiculously fun episode we’ve ever made. Listen here or anywhere you get podcasts! tinyurl.com/ZSM-Podcast

Signal intrusion incoming. Join us Thurs 3/20 @ 6:30PM CT for a chaotic, glitchy livestream on one of the weirdest unsolved mysteries ever. LOST LOVES ($10+ tier) only. Link in bio. Keep your hands off that dial.

Hitmen, dumb cops, a famous stud horse, and healing via spit? We spiral. We speculate. We Zachsolve. New episode Friday!

It’s the episode that made us question everything—including why law enforcement is allowed near phones, cars, or crime scenes…and how one of us may have summoned a deeply unqualified cowboy for legal advice. Episode 52 is out now - Listen now wherever you get your podcasts!

Our next livestream is a TKO of chaos—suspicious deaths, botched reunions, & maybe a mob hit? We’ll laugh, cry, & dodge emotional processing like champs. 🗓️ Thurs 3/27, 6:30pm CT 💥 $10+ Patrons only—link in bio for ringside seats!

This month’s Patreon bonus is all Max Headroom mayhem: cyberpunk chaos, flyswatter beatings, cola wars, cursed tapes & horny modem impressions. Was it protest or just freaky warehouse dudes? Either way: glitch in, weird out. Link in bio!

Our Feb 2024 Patreon ep just hit the main feed! Murder on Flight 502 is STACKED with polyester, pranks, a cryptic note, and Stephanie casually predicting Gene Hackman's death. It's AIRPLANE! meets Murder, She Wrote. Buckle up—now streaming anywhere you get podcasts!

In Ep. 53, we unpack a boxer's bizarre death, a haunted belt, and the return of ZSM Theater—featuring bathroom monologues, gas station epiphanies & a musical number about bureaucracy. Not on Broadway, but give us time. Out Friday anywhere you get podcasts!

Memory gaps. Muddled aliases. A mustache gone rogue. This week’s Unsolved Mysteries takes us to the swamp—ZSM Theatre brings the gator. Available to Patrons Thurs, everywhere Fri!

Memory loss. Mustache trauma. Mystery timelines. Unsolved Mysteries gave us chaos—ZSM Theatre gave it sunglasses and sent it into the lake. Available now, wherever you get podcasts! Listen here: tinyurl.com/Episode-54

New LOST LOVE alert! Welcome TONY—lighting designer, project wizard, and inflatable-chicken-warrior. A longtime friend and now official $10-tier patron! We love you, T! 
Join the chaos: bonus eps, livestreams, and weirdness await. Link in bio!

New Zachsolved Mysteries: ghost tribunals, divine truckers, walk-in souls, and a Texas man so useless he confesses in first person but denies in third. Zach may be the walk-in. Out today for Patrons, everywhere Friday!

Next livestream: Thurs 5/29 @ 6:30p CT with ghosts, crime, & battlefield broth. Zach will be performing surprise ZSM Theatre like a haunted improv monkey. Join or upgrade via link in bio! ZSM: The rope of truth in your Chicken Soup for the Soul.

From haunted hilarity to heartbreaking mysteries, we’ve got it all: a killer turned comic, a family tragedy, a predator in Buffalo—and maybe a pistol. Plus, ZSM Theatre gets weirder. Available to Patrons now, and anywhere you get podcasts on Friday!

ZSM Livestream Alert! We’re taking on an episode from the Unsolved Mysteries reboot, where the mystery is big and the physics are questionable. Join us 6/12 @ 6:30pm CT. Want in? Check the Patreon link in our bio!

This week we’re tackling Netflix’s Unsolved Mysteries reboot with a rooftop case full of flip-flops, “physics”, and a suicide theory that collapses on impact. Most importantly, ZSM Theatre returns. Available to Patrons Fri, everywhere Saturday!

It’s Gaytreon time! Zach & Stephanie dig into queer history, Reagan denial, & innuendo so strong it summoned Paul Lynde from the afterlife—and he came harder than a Broadway punchline. New bonus ep available to $5+ Patrons. Link in bio to join or update!

Oklahoma jailbreaks, murderous NJ lovers, Florence geniuses, RI mysteries, and a Florida scam at a tortoise’s pace. Available to Patrons now and anywhere you get podcasts on Wednesday!

Regular ZSM is on pause, but our Summer of Mortality: LA Edition is live for Patrons! Three wild LA cases, endless drama, and killer afterparty vibes. Bring SPF 666 and listen now—only on Patreon!

SAVE THE DATE: Oct 13 Our annual Halloween Spooktacular goes live (or… undead?) for ALL! We don’t know what the other is bringing, but it’s gonna be wicked fun. Link in bio, don’t make us summon you ourselves 👻