⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “Happy birthday, idiot うちはマダラ.”

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “Stop sulking, you birthday brat. Once again, happy birthday, うちはマダラ?” And stop making him to do ridiculous things. ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

Tobirama─ you fucking asshole. Said it, but all flustered.

"I'm not sulking, don't make me repeat myself! Though," don't say it, don't say it, don't say it. "Damn, thank you. Thank you for dressing up adorably like that."

No one. Impales your eyes, don't look at him for now. It's fucking Christmas at least try to be nice this once, asshole.

"Come on, you are doing this grumpiness to me for everyday. It's a low cost." Though, he can't deny how adorable you are before. Smirking, "It does work, i never thought you are having this 'cat' fetish inside you."

Oh? Being needy as fuck aren't you? Smirks while holding both of your wrist. Then what? Honey? Darling? Or could it be... Sweetheart?

"That's an answer of someone being cornered you know?" Chuckles, this was beyond his expectation. You are being far more interesting these days. "I don't remember ever saying about my fetish? Isn't it your own fetish?"

Happy new year, thank you for everything that happened in this year. All the memories, your very existence, even your grumpiness... Are my pleasure to enjoy. Stay, through the upcoming year.

Everyone's here presumably died, huh. Well, not that i care either.

If i die you die with me, idiot.

Not that i believe you can wail all the time.

"Name an ugly duck with T as the first letter, A as the last letter. 8 squares." Oh, it's just him and his boring day-off. What else if it is not poking 千手 | 𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀 for fun?

|| Like what, exactly?

|| So he is supposed to commit arson to his beloved slash enemy? 🤨

|| That how :) there are plenty of way of 'how', to be honest?

|| You practically can kill him in different kind of murderous intent. A merit for being a lover, if you ask me.

|| Heh, the latter would please your lover slash enemy more so do that? 😌

|| It would be borderline, but heck, as much as he doesn't like it he can always push him down.

|| I'm missing the point why it is a problem for them? No, for him even 🤨