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Making a new friend as an adult feels like dating.

As a result of my trauma, you are awesome and you’re welcome. -My husband to me

Oh this is bad. Bad. Bad. Bad.

I love dragging myself to instacare just so the doctor can make me feel like a fucking idiot‼️

Send help- our Lyft driver is speaking Spanish to himself and we don’t know Spanish. I assume he’s talking to himself at this point because we haven’t said a word. 🫥

Teaching sex-ed in Florida has been…different. The series premiere of “MAGA Elementary”

I made cookies for my sister in law’s bridal shower and my mother in law told me she had several people ask her where she BOUGHT the cookies from. 🥹

Wish me luck trying to find literally anything. Target

Super pissed my sister off but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The audacity.

Luigi Mangione being eligible for the death penalty after killing one guy but the Parkland shooter not being eligible for it despite killing seventeen people shows that the life of one CEO is worth more than over a dozen school kids and their teachers under capitalism.

My favorite game ever is “How much is this?” Where I go to high end furniture or clothing stores and make people guess how much things are. A prime example- How much??

I am having such a rough brain day.

I really wish I could just dress up to go somewhere without a three day notice. But no. My clothes don’t fit right and I fucking hate everything.

I can not stand living in this body anymore‼️‼️

If you truly understood this, You would question why your church demands tithing before it lets you enter the temple. Or why it demands tithing for your salvation.

I’m. Going. To. Scream. ☺️

The grocery store app has been down for three days and I’ve been forced to go shopping like it’s 2015. 😭 (for real though, grocery pick up was a game changer for someone with an ED that cries when they try to grocery shop.)

#Sinners Might be my favorite horror movie now.

Honestly #TeamBronwyn #RealHouseWivesSLC She’s hot as hell, has not had a boob job and genuinely owns up to her shit. ALSO- she looks fucking amazing in everything??? Also she has five boxers SO obviously we are a Bronwyn household.