This has to be AI. Unfathomably fucking thick. She doesn't know the difference between net and gross, and she's in charge of a multi billion dollar budget. What the fuck!

Where was his message during International Pizza Day last week? There’s more pizzas than Muslims in New Zealand Stop pandering!

Why has the Herald stopped reporting that the three accused are AFGHANS? After all, they reported the nationality of the German victim 🤔

Ramen Day Mukbang

That’s what she said 🤦‍♂️

The three AFGHAN men accused a gang-raping a German backpacker in Auckland are saying she consented Yet, in April, it was reported that they needed an interpreter in court - that’s how bad their English is Did she ‘consent’ in Dari or Pashto? GTFO

Mr 11 came home from school sick “Which was good because I got to miss Te Reo Maori” I hear comments like this frequently from him and his mates They don’t want to learn it, they don’t like it, and it feels forced Same with kapa haka Stop ramming it down their throats FFS

More dickheads that seem to think Te Reo is a ‘treasure’ and my language is a subtitle GTFO

Not a fan of these Asian-style drains that are placed in the middle of your bathroom and kitchen floors They can’t handle bubble baths 😬

Just put on my shoes and then realised I hadn’t put my trousers on yet It’s going to be one of those days

Not me The thing another masturbation leading to blindness must be a myth

Currently travelling between two of New Zealand’s largest cities, within the ‘Golden Triangle’ Can’t get within 20kmh of the speed limit due to trucks And now have been sat at roadworks for 15 minutes We are not a serious country

International Margarita Day And no message from Luxon or Sadiq Khan Cunts 🍸

“Over the last few months, 'grocery tourism' has seen foreigners exploring supermarkets on their travels and seeking out products they can't buy at home” EVERYONE does this Everyone has ALWAYS done this It isn’t new It isn’t a ‘trend’ Jesus fuck 🤦‍♂️

He wants someone to have a police record and to be forever unemployable because they used a hurty word Jesus, these people are retarded Think I’ll go listen to my fave rap song

‘Business jargon’? Ardern was criticised for speaking to Kiwis like toddlers Luxon is speaking to the public like they’re adults

Even in small town New Zealand, there’s random Indians sitting at the side of quiet suburban streets Why? What’s he doing? Other than staring at the women and kids walking to school