jasper (@zomtwo) 's Twitter Profile
jasper

@zomtwo

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calendar_today11-08-2020 07:30:55

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got a speeding ticket on way to cig shop. pretty devastated. but when you consider the money saved by not paying $45 for packs of choice red? not all is bad

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car broke down for long weekend i’m either catching the bus 45 minutes to the gym each day or playing league of legends till i rope myself

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would love to know what kind of apes they have coding the league client why does that piece of shit crash and give me queue dodge bans on a daily basis

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every day i am genuinely more and more convinced that maybe the austrian painter wasn’t completely wrong about them

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work booked my hotel next to a kfc, looking forward to explaining to the boss why i’ve tried to claim 4 burger feasts in 48 hours

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petrol prices are where i draw the line, if that shit goes up cause of israel i will begin hate criming every j*w i see

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having a work car and free petrol sounds like a good deal until you realise you can’t do fun stuff anymore like catcalling or cutting off teslas