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Zoey

@zoeyjordan

Writer, amateur psychologist & problem solver. I do web stuff, drink good coffee & wrestle big dogs. Fan of functioning government. Typos likely.

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calendar_today23-04-2008 02:21:47

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Jeff Tiedrich (@itsjefftiedrich) 's Twitter Profile Photo

so the guy who makes cars that randomly crash and burst into flames is interviewing Donald Trump, and the interview crashed and burst into flames? holy shit, how did we Nazi this coming

NBC Politics (@nbcpolitics) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Donald Trump is like an old boyfriend who you broke up with but he just won't go away," Rep. Hakeem Jeffries says. "Bro, we broke up with you for a reason."

Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski) 's Twitter Profile Photo

They’ve pretty much given up on trying to get women to vote for Trump. Now they got to rely on chuds putting the gamer control down and some pants on and dragging their asses out of mom’s basement to the polls

They’ve pretty much given up on trying to get women to vote for Trump. Now they got to rely on chuds putting the gamer control down and some pants on and dragging their asses out of mom’s basement to the polls
Tim Walz (@tim_walz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Kamala Harris is used to taking on predators, fraudsters, and corporate stooges. Come to think of it — tonight’s debate is no different.

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Vance claims he and Trump have to "create stories" about migrants eating cats and dogs "so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people." There is then some awkward dead air as Bash tries to highlight the absurdity of what he just said

Andrew Feinberg (@andrewfeinberg) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"He lost the election. This is not a debate. It's not it's not anything anywhere other than in Donald Trump's world. Because look, when Mike Pence made that decision to certify that election, that's why Mike Pence isn't on the stage." Brutal headshot delivered by Tim Walz