so the guy who makes cars that randomly crash and burst into flames is interviewing Donald Trump, and the interview crashed and burst into flames? holy shit, how did we Nazi this coming

“Bro. We broke up with you got a reason.” Hakeem Jeffries

Jeffries: There's no reason for us to ever get back together. Been there, done that, not going back.

Donald Trump is like an old boyfriend who you broke up with but he just won't go away," Rep. Hakeem Jeffries says. "Bro, we broke up with you for a reason."

KINZINGER: "How can a party claim to be patriotic if it idolizes a man who tried to overthrow a free and fair election?"

They’ve pretty much given up on trying to get women to vote for Trump. Now they got to rely on chuds putting the gamer control down and some pants on and dragging their asses out of mom’s basement to the polls

BOOM!!! DONALD TRUMP ANNOUNCES TODAY HE IS NOW PRO-CHOICE ON ABORTION!!! What say you, evangelical voters?

Kamala Harris is used to taking on predators, fraudsters, and corporate stooges. Come to think of it — tonight’s debate is no different.

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

It's like she's debating MAGA Twitter come to life. Victor Orban, dead pets, Ashli Babbitt, "J6." She's debating Catturd.

This is the ultimate comment on Trump

“I have concepts of a plan.” 9 years. Concepts.

Vance claims he and Trump have to "create stories" about migrants eating cats and dogs "so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people." There is then some awkward dead air as Bash tries to highlight the absurdity of what he just said

This …

Vance has consistently backed a national abortion ban. He just said he never has.

JD Vance said we don't have a gun problem. Our problem is school doors aren't strong enough. What a callous little man.

Vance is crashing and burning by refusing to answer Walz' simple question about whether the 2020 election was free and fair.

NOW: Will Donald Trump admit he lost the last election?

"He lost the election. This is not a debate. It's not it's not anything anywhere other than in Donald Trump's world. Because look, when Mike Pence made that decision to certify that election, that's why Mike Pence isn't on the stage." Brutal headshot delivered by Tim Walz