I am OBSESSED with Team GB's closing ceremony outfit. It is sensational.

My brother is quite clearly bored of the Closing Ceremony given he's started unboxing our new WiFi box and reading the manual.

Paralympic swimmers are fucking incredible. Just got this crazy, concentrated strength. I'm obsessed.

Who is holding the gun to all these footballers heads and forcing them to get a giant sleeve tattoo? Even the loser looking ones have them. Free yourself from this chokehold. Invest your money. Donate to charity. Give me some money!!!

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Mad Dog, the man that you are, that Adidas tracksuit was made for you.

This advert for Tulsa King makes it look like Stallone is launching a new series of Taskmaster

Put Brat but different on as my gym playlist but I've just got to 'I might say something stupid' and I am no longer pumping that iron.

Best answer to anything ever. It's over. All quizzes must cease to exist from here. It's been fun.

That three letter gossip site has done nothing but harm in this world. Vile rag.

Love when the BBC brings out the big guns (Gary O'Donoghue) for US election night. My fave.

Sometimes I see people going home for Christmas and think sorry, you left THERE to live in Clapham?! Crazy.

ARMANI. YOU ARE AN ICON ALREADY.

PERFECTION. Newcastle United adidas Football

With us every step of the way. Always. UNITED. 🖤🤍 #wedontdoquiet

Things we love to see on derby day! 📸🖤🤍

Kind of crazy that we know, with some certainty, that the Pope has had a deep dish pizza.

Bring back fun companies sponsoring football clubs please. Newkie Brown for Newcastle, Strongbow for Leeds, PIZZA HUT AT FULHAM. I'm so sorry but sponsors are so fucking boring now. I want Birdseye, Nandos and McCain Chips on the front of a shirt.