Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it’s already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

I get to sleep in until 5:30am tomorrow 🥲

Turns out he’s ready to be a girl dad

sooooooo funny that nobody has explained political asylum to trump and they all just keep letting him recite the plot of joker like it's a policy issue

“there is no state in the country where it is legal to kill a baby after it’s born” fact checking is SO BACK!!!

“I have been a leader on fertilization.” No, that’s Nick Cannon

this debate has EVERYTHING: dog eating, baby killing, transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons

But wait did they talk about how he is a convicted felon and can’t even vote in the election???

I didn’t realize we were playing madlibs tonight

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners. We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.

Now that I have a child of my own I find it insane that my parents allowed me to galavant around Europe without them, not once, but three times before the age of 15

My hospital has a thrift store in it and it actually slaps???

My child BROKE HIS FINGER at school today & I asked the nurse if I could verbally give permission to give him ibuprofen to help the swelling go down & she said, no, they aren't allowed to give him any meds but then I picked him up and he was a girl, I couldn't believe it

Obsessed with the way my chief residents and program as a whole prioritizes wellness Definitely ended up at the right place 🥰

being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like new jersey

It’s very funny to me that people don’t know my son’s name because we really only ever call him Tuna

Driving to work for a 24 and 15 minutes into my 40 minute drive I realized I left my breast pumps at home 😫😩

Bringing my baby to my parents house for the week and as I was pulling out of my driveway I thought “oh no, did I bring enough milk for the week” and then I remembered that I am the one who produces the milk

You can’t expect us to believe you are pro life when you: Execute an innocent man. Make laws so extreme that pregnant women die from not being treated. Do nothing about our high maternal and infant mortality rates. Refuse gun law reform in the face of school shootings.