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I got my ass kicked in White Town, USA once (honestly fortunate it hasn’t happened more). Venmo: zoeb27 she/her

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Rodriques is an absolute tool. And on top of that is shit at soccer and has stupid hair. Fuck that guy. #LeaguesCup2024 #SJNCX #Earthquakes

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Before any major events took place, Graham Le Saux said that #michaeloliver needed to look at himself. Truer fucking words… #MCIARS

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The idiot Atherton cop who just rammed the side of the other idiot Atherton cop’s SUV better not be the “police activity,” slowing down the Caltrain. Fucking 👮🏼🤡

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Big mad that I fell for the Nespresso USA Nespresso Global scam. The coffee is quite good, but damn those machines are the highest of maintenance. Until they die completely. Like mine just did. After 15 months. And the customer service? 👎🏽

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Probably could have left the label off these veggies that tells me they were processed in the same facility as a place that processes eggs. Who doesn’t love eggshells in their stir fry Safeway?

Probably could have left the label off these veggies that tells me they were processed in the same facility as a place that processes eggs. Who doesn’t love eggshells in their stir fry <a href="/Safeway/">Safeway</a>?
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Bought a loveseat IKEA USA on Sunday. It was mislabeled (wrong color) and it came with two left arms. So, unusable. Called customer service and they processed a new order for delivery. Should have arrived today. Went in to check on status. CANCELLED. Contacted them again.

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I swear Alaska Airlines has fallen off. Or their service in California is just poor compared to Washington. Delayed flight. Notified 40 minutes AFTER it was scheduled to depart. Everyone offering a different reason for the delay. Crew? Plane? A mess.

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“I need to do something lighter. Something that my stomach can handle.” And then poured and shot a double Jameson. These people are nuts. #drunj