whenever you specifically are drunk they invent extra local trains that stop at stations that don’t even exist

calling in lowkey horny and fat as a house to work

after all... seasons change... so do cities... people come into your life and people go... but it’s comforting to know the ones you love are always in your heart... and if you’re very lucky... a plane ride away

What I look like naked is between me and my neighbor across from my window

who up fat as a house

vit chabicovsky lookalike contest v moji loznici rn

existuje nejaka sluzba jak muzu objednat sve pratele a rodinu k lekari protoze oni to v zivote neudelaji a vim ze maji zdravotni problem ktery je treba resit ale oni to porad ignoruji

takhle vypada jidlo kdyz beru prasky na adhd

je neskutečný kolik slop podniků pro cizince si v centru Prahy necháváme líbit, furt nějaký suvenýry, krámy s trávou, tourist trap hospody, pičoviny s absinthem. pro ne-turisty tady neni nic, ale aspoň se můžete kochat zaparkovanými auty úplně všude. to si to necháme líbit?

kdo mi koupi

proc mi ted fb porad nabizi at napisu sve zesnule ucitelce klaviru nebo memu ex

When you acquire enough experience you’re able to distinguish Indian engagement slop, Indonesian engagement slop and Nigerian engagement slop

Me when I only have 4 hours left to do a task that will take me 1 hour or less

learning to communicate and set boundaries at 25 years old

iphone battery health down to 72%

being out with someone who also has social anxiety cancels mine out because u not finna have us out here looking stupid wtf we have to take turns!!