Calling older men "malome" when they try to hit on you to remind them of their age>>>

The last dude I dated who cheated was shook. The day after I found out I was in his house packing all my stuff and he said “wow, you’re really going to take *everything* and this is just it” and I could tell I was the first woman to stand on bidness. God forgives; I don’t.

I take myself very seriously ke mna xa ndikwam! 💕 I’ll take no’s all day and accept it but kwam? Ndishelela ngo “whatever you want, princess” 🎀

I actually prefer friends who intervene in my life when necessary. I’m cool with you sitting me down and holding me accountable.

Officially👍🏽

Having all your bills taken care of, getting spoiled, having financial security and traveling to nice places >>> banter with someone’s dusty son

God forgives; I don’t.

akekho othi don’t enjoy sithi ungamithi

I’m not strong enough for any lessons next year , I need life to give me a break.

Okwenzekele, sekwenzekele. Landa amandla akho, uqhubeke nohambo lwakho. 💕

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Nna leBaby yes. Lona No.

Abafana shame awa

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Not sure which one threw the most hands between September and December… wuooowwww

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