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My entire apartment complex and street lost power. I’m currently stuck in the elevator with a pint of BenJerrysVT low key having a panic attack. Someone drop a Xanax down the elevator shaft

Join Cycle for Survival and raise money for rare cancer research at Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center. I’ll be riding this April to help build a better future for people worldwide. DM if you want to join our team! secure2.convio.net/mskcc/site/TR?…

First day back to work from a 2.5 week vacation, and the 423 emails in my inbox did not find me well.

Thanks for your message, currently OOO for the next 2.5 weeks. #valleyoffire

I need everyone out there and at Starbucks to know that there is not the letter X in the word espresso. Okay? No X anywhere to be found.

Headphones-in-and-pretending-I-can’t-hear-you kind of office day

So nice getting to see everyone again! The A team reunites

When the OG and BWH squad rolls up to #FES2023! Had such a great time reuniting with old friends and meeting new ones. Thank you Chris Thompson, MD and Pichamol Jirapinyo, MD, MPH for the invitation! The FES Course was simply amazing!

#twitter is the new Radio Shack. See you on threads: threads.net/@zharambasic

It's giving @linkedin profesh. 📸

Thanks for your txt. Plz allow 8-10 business days for me to respond to your texts thank u

if the price of a Costco hotdog and rotisserie chicken hasn't ever changed then why does my Netflix and Hulu subscription go up in price every three months??

Locktober but someone just locks me inside a Cheesecake Factory and I don’t leave for the whole month

rationalizing impulsive lululemon and Alo Yoga buys cause I need reusable grocery bags

Y’all we made it through Monday, just four more days to go.

👋 Our team is growing and I’m #hiring an experienced graphic/web designer! Focus: website design. Must have #Divi experience. Fully remote, PRN—perfect side gig! Interested or know someone who is in shaping the future of #clinicaltrials? DM me or comment below. Let’s connect!

Every time this country has a chance to move forward, it chooses to move backward. At this point we’re all dogs in God’s hot car.

Hello Sharks! Today I’m asking for $1,000,000 to enjoy my summer.