I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

cumin and paprika are the best chicken seasonings dont @ me

Somebody please read the first word of all my tweets over the past few months

The Deadwood project is now 77% funded with 7 days to go. I promised I would write about the death of Wild Bill Hickok if we broke 115K today, and we did, so that piece will go up later tonight. If we get to 120K I'll write about the Rev. Smith's sermon. kickstarter.com/projects/mattz…

Wow, it's probably just a loading glitch on the Call of Duty site, but if this is the direction they're going with the remake I might need to rethink my opinions.

It's punishment for you know what.

fuck it... homeless squidward

laura ingraham

I joined twitter to share and read scientific papers and now I’m an anarchist

I switched my windows 10 to Dark Theme and now when I browse my files I feel scared

Slamming this cappuccino like Dr House pops a vicadin

oh boy

Me jumping to conclusions

A lot of people are unhappy with me saying that Vitamin C is an overrated vitamin. How much did Big Orange pay you?

everyone replying to this with "what about scurvy?" -- what's it like to live on a spanish galleon in the 17th century you dang jokers?

Btw, 'Get Out' isn't a Redbox, Vod, itunes movie. If you don't see it with the theater energy, you'll miss the full intended experience. 🙏🏾

Plaster of Paris bullSHIT!