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Meanwhile everyone in Europe is creasing themselves laughing because down here they’d bung an ancient Toyota Yaris down this “off road” road with 0 problems 😂😂

People that run biking twitter pages where they go out and live their vigilante dreams give off some serious “kid who reminded the teacher about homework” energy.

Well. maja told me this evening “don’t take a nap - you won’t sleep at night”, then tried to wake me up when I fell asleep anyway. I told her to go away because I’m an adult man and I will nap if I want. It is 4am. I cannot fall asleep. I blame everything except my nap.

Mans proud of being a bad driver because m’Tesla. Between this guy and the other guy comparing a Model 3 to a Ferrari, I struggle to believe Tesla superfans aren’t all parody accounts 😂

Golden years girl.

Painful realisation time. When I was younger I always wanted to be a cultured man that was into artsy movies. Today I realised that my favorite genre of movies involve massive robots, skyscraper sized monkeys, and radioactive lizards all beating the shit out of each other.

There’s at least one bloke absolutely destroyed on MDMA or something having a proper panic at this 😂

Live view of what it’s like trying to sleep with 2 whippets that refuse to spend the night on the floor and a German Shepherd that gets jealous. Literally had to buy a super king bed and even that isn’t enough because there’s also a Maja.

I played Among Us with him and I stg I got imposter and wanted to just confess immediately instead of taking the risk of pissing him off.

I finally understand the bliss Grimes and Elon's matching profil pictures gave them.

My bestie tried to make my favorite dessert and the monstrosity that was created is 😭😭😭

do u really think the fittest people in the world can’t find a way to fuck that isn’t on a bed? 🤡

In like 10 years we will find out why this F 1 season flipped on its head so hard. I’m a fucking conspiracy theorist now but I stg some shit has happened somewhere. Idk what, who, when, where, or why. But something.

This is how you celebrate a championship, hot damn… F1 has a thing or two to learn 😂

I have deployed the Gracie the German Shepherd to see if she tracks a nest or something

She took a shit and went back inside