Is this the helpline for gamblers? “Yes.” What do I do on a 16 when the dealer is showing 7?

Millennials are now in their 40s and have yet to see anything remotely resembling a generational boost similar to this

Braves fans are in a never ending hell. Allow me to recap It started when the 2023 historic offense laid an egg in October. Continued in 2024 when the rotation was historic but the offense underperformed all year and multiple offensive stars faced season ending injuries. AA

If you’re a young white collar professional or recent college grad, you’re probably scratching your head at the January jobs data The vast majority of jobs were gained in Ambulatory services and social assistance We’re opening urgent cares everywhere and wealthy families are

US debt forecast to hit $64T in a decade as Trump policies widen deficit   dlvr.it/TQv9gv

NEW: (gift link) The Trump administration has withdrawn all federalized National Guard troops from U.S. cities, after its repeated attempts to surge forces into Democrat-run states encountered judicial roadblocks. wapo.st/4rIiW6D

Stone Cold Steve Austin was popular because American men want to beat up their bosses but are too brainwashed/emasculated by Fox News and evangelical Christianity to unionize

Who or what exactly is stopping that man from catching his fish or drinking a beer

The chief law enforcement officer of the US government shouting indignantly about how she shouldn’t have to answer questions about a massive human trafficking scandal as long as the stock market is doing well is crazy. But it does explain how we got here as a society.

Capitalists: you are poor bc you eat out too much Also capitalists: those frugal bastards who pack their lunches are crashing the economy 😤😩🥺😣

JUST IN: A Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump was convicted by a Florida jury of sexually abusing children, including an 11-year-old. Per police, Andrew Paul Johnson tried to bribe one of his victims by promising to share expected Jan. 6 restitution money from the Trump admin.

YOU: "Did you see the Epstein list?" BONDI: "We have the best economy." YOU: "It's some pretty dark stuff." BONDI: "American sentiment has never been higher." YOU: "I think they might actually be eating children." BONDI: "The Dow is over 50,000."

New data reveals the Puppy Bowl had 15.3 million viewers. The Turning Point USA halftime show had just 6.1 million viewers.

A funny thing about Bondi’s insults to members of Congress who had serious questions: Staff literally gave her flash cards with individualized insults, but she couldn’t memorize them, so you can see her shuffle through them to find the flash-cards-insult that matches the member.

Young Republican men rage that young women have gone left so overwhelmingly. But it's obvious why they've done so. Why would any reasonably intelligent woman who isn't religiously indoctrinated want to be in a party of forced birth that's run by Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein?

Step aside EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony Award winner). Trump is now the ONLY WINNER of BOTH the FIFA Peace Prize and the winner of the "Champion of Beautiful, Clean Coal" award. CHECKMATE LIBERALS.

As I was leaving work today, Timmy from Accounting attempted to confront me over “questionable” purchases I’d made with my company gas card (lotto scratch offs) I told him to shut the fuck up and pay those expenses because the Dow is over 50,000 I received at standing ovation

If a Democratic president pardoned a violent criminal who went on to do something like this, it would be the biggest story in politics for weeks. There would be a media feeding frenzy, hearings, and Dems would be asked to rebuke the President. With Trump, its just crickets

How bout Dow?

NEW: “CBS Evening News” producer Alicia Hastey sends a bombshell farewell note: Stories are “evaluated not just on their journalistic merit but on whether they conform to a shifting set of ideological expectations.”