i think "kindly" is the most twisted email sign off because it will always be used by the most unkind authority figure after saying the most passive aggressive nonsense

when john cena plays fortnite is it called jortnite?

bad blood was so fuckin good what the heck

it was giving the end of joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat don't ask me to explain

at least my time blindness will never be as bad as that of a washing machine timer

Joining math club so I can say "calcu-later" whenever I leave the room

people i haven’t spoken to in months texting me that liam payne died like he was my uncle or something

thinking about liam's mother in this is us keeping a cardboard cutout of him in his bedroom so she could say hi to him, saying how liam left for his x factor audition and never came home :-(

Seth ripping off his jacket only to have an identical jacket on underneath is sending me 😂 #WWERaw

not loving joe "super spear" tessitore and his excessive citing of dates #WWERAW

daring my late period to come by wearing white underwear

no, autocorrect, you idiot, i obviously didn't want to spell out the word pReFeReNce. just let me use my cool semi-ironic shorthand in peace.

i have a rule that i can't listen to my latest favorite song two days in a row so i don't get sick of it. another thing i have is, you guessed it, audhd.

why you definitely shouldn't watch @wwe /s (subscribe to my substack) open.substack.com/pub/whatthehec…

and they didn't even give the og music back to damian <\3

i'm calling it kevin's prophecy comes true and it's sami winning the rumble and kevin beating cody because it would be unexpected, funny, original, and lead to a great mania match

if i were sami zayn i would maybe stop accidentally helluva kicking my friends #WWERAW

i need that d'angelo family entrance on a wrestlemania stage #WWENXT

himym head canon: victoria has adhd, possibly autism too but definitely adhd

switching from this 🗑️ app to🦋under the same user! gonna be way more active there so let's be mutuals