Good to see #England counteracting the recent sinister craze by proving that clowns can still be funny.

Here's what I hear whenever Sturridge tries to control the ball. youtube.com/watch?v=d7vfby… #SLOENG

The crowd continue to chant "Mourinho - FUCK OFF!" Now we know why they're playing in the Citeh strip. #SLOENG

[Sits back and waits for the RTs and Likes to roll in.]

I bet when you were a kid you didn't think Hilda Ogden would outlive David Bowie....

Me watch Apache. Burt Lancaster noble savage. Heap big overact.

This weekend's fixtures have taught us that you don't win shit in a lavender kit. #Hull #Sunderland #MOTD

Blimey - they're really hyping this match between two mid-table also-rans, aren't they? #LIVMUN

To be honest, UKIP's better off without Wolfe. But, while we're being honest, it would also be better off without every other member it has.

@CosyFT NN x

@CosyFT You're not alone. I barely know who he is even though I'm forced to listen to commercial radio all day at work.

@CosyFT YouTube I shall pass. There are some things I am content to be ignorant about.

@CosyFT YouTube :) x

@Contact_Light One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place.

Pub tweet. Spoons Status: disappointingly normal.

Merry Christmas.

Blimey. George Michael.

Wittgenstein blog post: The Inner and the Outer. lwpi.blogspot.co.uk/2017/01/the-in…

@CosyFT Thank you! (Though I wish I'd spelt prosecco right!). And hope you're on the mend. xx