mfs get horny & start telling fat hoes they thick

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Unaeza make wrong choices in life but never chose a clubbing girlfriend!

Womens. Go through this ladies profile. She has not been shy about posting her man and what she's doing for her man. Wewe unataka minimum effort, na upate love like this? Check yourself. Minimum effort=minimum rewards. Ukinunia socks, I reciprocate. Nanua ngotha. We match energy.

"Repaying your Hustler Fund boosts your NYOTA eligibility"

Did you know, women use the fact that they have a boyfriend to seek out the attention of other men? When she always posts what the boyfriend does for her e.g gifts or dates. She's basically saying, if you can overbid him, you too can smash

You're not a real manipulator. 😞

Ruto must Go

There will be ladies prettier than your woman and men richer than your man. So if you don't know what you want, you'll forever change partners.

Video of Young Boy Perfectly Singing Toxic Lyrikali’s Song ‘Long Story’ Word for Word Shocks Kenyans, Watch👇

Kenyan women have learnt a new term called NONCHALANT. And their definition of a nonchalant man is a man that refuses to give his hard earned money to an entitled woman. Nonchalant means money. Stay dangerous always cabrons, do not be deceived by such terms.

adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class

Men never date or marry: 1. Nurses 2. Single mothers 3. Party girls 4. Girls with tattoos 5.Feminists 6. Horse girls 7. Lawyers Here’s why… 🧵

Men are simple to deal with. Give them sex, peace, respect, know when to STFU, a home-cooked meal, and they’ll move mountains for you. The problem isn’t their demands, it’s that women overcomplicate what should be the basics.

They say "behind every successful man there's a woman behind" BUT the question is, if no broke man deserves a woman, when does she actually appear behind him

You know what the beauty of life is ? That man will find eventually someone who'll love and appreciate the songs he writes her

If you need help, ensure your request includes how the helper will benefit. People are more likely to respond well if they know they will benefit.

I saw a quote today that said: "You can literally be fighting for your life and some people will only notice how you aren't showing up for them in the way they want you to.." And that hit me hard