We need to bring back the Pokemon Go summer energy

Hunter wheeling Joe into the oval for one last pardon

God bless the guy walking through midtown with a dress shirt and bermuda shorts

Ladies and Gentlemen, the weekend

Somehow I didn't expect my uncle to wingman me with a bushwick art girlie at an UES bar tonight

We need a five year moratorium on marathons in NYC so we can figure out what the hell is going on

Two years of banking should indeed qualify you for VA healthcare

The timing here is really *chefs kiss*

Too soon

The number of 27 y/o women matching with me is def a recession indicator

Caught MBA summer intern doing long division to three decimal places by hand and hardcoding CAGR for each row

Two girlies overheard in East Village: "Bill Ackman is a hedgefund guy" "I thought Mamdani already won??"

3-factor identification to sign into yahoo mail is insanity

PHD level math for toilet paper delivery

No babe don't stress at all about the baddie who just granted me data cube access before bedtime

The lion does not concern himself with work on Columbus Day

I’m so done with drinking

2025 is the gift that keeps on giving