im yogurted out of my mind son

if you see me crying today dw it's not you it's how dogshit these kids are at bedwars

i forgot how infuriating dress to impress is oh my god these 9 year olds are either serve-blind or they're conspiring against me

goat simulator didn't die... the world was just blinded by fortnite

putting nature emojis in my tweets to make them more scenic 🏞️🌲⛅

one last glass of cyber oatmilk before the killer robots invade

im a 62 year old man and given the choice between 20 billion dollars or a unicord i'd choose the unicorn every single time

fans and enemies of markiplier are celebrating him going to the hospital like it's a special event

my timeline is filled with shrek dragon chappel roan on the jumbotron like 1984 big brother

ddos this ip address lol 10.153.112.7 4chan

i had sex with dr trayaurus

everyday is friday where im at ✌️

mlm

it's been 34 years since yesterday fuckkkk

august sun got me walking around drinking the melting ice at the bottom of the burger king coke zero

my taste in men is a stupid tower built out of a thousand contradictions

i dont want to die but if a grand piano were about to fall on me i wouldnt move

laugh at me all you want but in 300 years people will talk about my tweets like they're shakespearean poems

im a little bug please dont eat me you mean mean frog

like if you're a marianne noisette stan, ignore for a thousand years of pestilence