Your last saved selfie is you on the outside, your last saved meme is you on the inside. Had to really hunt for both of these.

Here lies Brian. He is a good guy.

This is a bunch of horseshit. You can't get opioid toxicity simply by handling fentanyl; it has to enter the bloodstream. This is just a justification for future violence.

My favorite thing about #TheBatman is this sentiment.

"Anxiety? Have you tried yoga?" "No, I can't do dairy." "No, yoga. Not yogurt." "Whats the difference?" "Well... yoga is a combination of exercise and breath control..." "Then what's yogurt?" "It's a... dairy-based snack?" "Hold on, you lost me. Start over." *leaves*

Things I have grown to dislike intensely: *unexpected phone calls *group texts *last-minute invitations *the fact that most video game platforms tell people what you're doing and when *the fact that most messaging apps tell people when you've looked at a message

Hey writers and creators! Looking for contributions to a solstice-themed publication coming this summer. projectgemini12.wordpress.com/2022/03/23/the… Writer friends, share if you'd like! Amanda MacGregor Brian Engard Mona Bliss Chris Milam Sarah Aisling @SiobhanMuir Z e v o n e s q u e ✒️ Amanda McCrina

In most video games, you learn not to fuck with bears. It's a bit of a meme at this point. Elden Ring ups the ante. I've killed three demigods, six or seven dragons, and countless unfathomable horrors. But bears? Those things still scare me.

There are people finished with Elden Ring already? This does not compute.

I mean... if there's one thing America has made abundantly clear it's that kids' lives are an acceptable loss in exchange for profit.

Today my son found some old dried up pieces of paper and declared them maps and that we would follow them. I asked him where, and he said "California." California, it turns out, is the vacant building down on the corner.

Not a board game, but am entire PS4 controller and charging dock just up and disappeared.

Witcher

The real story here is that Netflix greenlit a third season of a television show.