i want someone to make a diss track of me so i can hear about my flaws n learn from it

life is kinda like Minecraft, sometimes u hit rock bottom but thats also the only place u can find diamonds which u can use to fashion a diamond pickaxe so that u can mine obsidian to make a portal straight to hell

when i die i want to donate my brain to science so they can finally figure out why i’m so stupid

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imagine if dudes balded opposite how they do now - from the sides up - and every dude in their 50s just had a bitchin mohawk. something to think about.

Remember airline? Well, JUSTLISTEN to what this man says about his delayed flight

i still love julia, no cap.

sike, julia’s meeting me at the altar.

this reallly has me thinking of the ‘hello hello hello hello hello hello hello’ vine

good morning, folks.

i lvoe and cherish all of the girls of this site, and other websites. you all become my wife more and more with each passing day. Thank you