I am so disgusted by Whole Foods’ employee sick day sharing suggestion that I keep forgetting to panic about everything else.

ICYMI, 45 is tweeting about orgies and meth busts right now. Also has callled for a day of prayer tomorrow. You know, in case you were wondering if things were looking up.

Next up from my crash course in hanging in your apartment for long periods with no human interaction is a series we’ll call “Yes, this counts as a meal.” Our first featured meal is pictured here. Pro tip: the utensil you choose really affects the overall experience!

How is no one stopping 45 from repeatedly calling it “the Chinese virus?” Not a single person on his team will say something?? I want to scream. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE??????

Celebrities: What can we do to help regular folks who just realized they may have no way to earn a living for months on end and can’t even get tested for COVID? Gal Gadot: Let’s record ourselves singing a John Lennon song standing in front of our mansions! Celebs: PERFECT!!!!!

I hear the ice cream truck song coming from down the block and I want to lean out my window and scream “READ THE ROOM!” but then someone will make a mash-up of that with opera singers in Italy leaning out their windows and probably I’ll just keep sitting here watching TV instead.

So, who’s gonna tell Grindr and Tinder that they have to shut that shit down?

Extremely important content (that isn't about how the GOP deliberately lied to us so four of them could get even richer by stealing our money and will never be held criminally liable for it because they are above the law): shorturl.at/demu2

Hey Google Nest, I'm STILL in this chat room, now with ANOTHER rep. All for a simple camera replacement. I am beyond disgusted.

When it comes to gift-giving, masks are gonna be the new candles. Mark my words.