I hear the four seasons is available -- myfourseasonslawncare.com

confirmed.

“What if both sides, but too much?”

REPORTER: Hello I’m from the New York Times, I’m calling about a feature we’re writing about your town MAYOR OF OMELAS: *huge sigh* this is about the kid isn’t it

Be not afraid

This is how AWS calculates its NPS score.

Honestly the most relatable bit of The Rings of Power is the storyline where Elrond tries really hard to be a good friend despite being a massive flake because he has no real sense of time and keeps fucking off for years to worry about goblins.

French TV show invited people with unusual laughs to sit together….. the outcome is fucking brilliant. 😂

I would also like to remind everyone that we must turn out massively for this movie, so that we can eventually get a movie where a giant CG worm lectures Jason Momoa on political philosophy for three or four hours 🙏

Paying for my blue check with Dunning-Krugerrands.

arizona's drought is so bad, random lakes are just evaporating.

🎶I want to fly away 🎶 RT for a chance to win a pair of tickets to Game 2 of the Second Round of the #StanleyCup Playoffs AND two roundtrip tickets to Dallas, courtesy of our friends at Alaska Airlines → bit.ly/FlyAlaska050123