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it's really hard to be on this website as just a programmer and see all the vile shit other people say. I don't like that my timeline is programming - programming - post with horrifically racist or transphobic relies - programming.

A bunch of ppl have asked me to explain this Next.js performance issue. Settle in for a tale of laziness, batching and doing too much work. ☕️🧵

I think it's time I write some effect

After building an o11y product I can't stand the o11y UI quirks of other systems. I wish I could use Workers Observability for my shitty homelab

Damn this is good! I've been hacking away on a prototype at work that does something kinda similar, but this format for prompting the LLM is so much better than my approach. I definitely have to take notes.

The "don't return two nils" convention in Go is stupid. I'm fallibly returning an optional, why the hell would I want to make the code more complex with a special marker error. Can't stand this language

On November 18 Cloudflare experienced a service outage, triggered by an issue with a Bot Management feature, impacting multiple Cloudflare services. Here's a detailed breakdown of what happened. cfl.re/43Bw8AI

Reading through the blog about the outage, and I just got to the part about the underlying Clickhouse change that butterfly-ed into the outage. Consciously I know that any cloud as large as us will have complexity but whenever I see a blog post like this from any major cloud it's

same. the amount of hateful people in this industry is nauseating. if you can't respect trans people, or people from marginalized groups in general, fuck off

This is SO good, definitely linking to this when people ask what are Durable Objects. Makes me wonder if we should have animated diagrams in our docs

whenever is see shit like this I always wonder how much money I could make if I was morally bankrupt enough to be a hateful grifter like this guy

Horrified to learn that .orange is a real TLD but can't be used in Cloudflare registrar since the TLD isn't for public registration

At this point I'm pretty sure my coworkers are conspiring to launch cool shit right before I go on vacation so I have things to play around with What the fuck, stellar update

It'd be really interesting if opencode could run the fs related tools on a remote machine (like a sandbox!) so you can have the process with the sensitive stuff like your inference API key running on an entirely separate computer.