I love that every metaverse/crypto/ NFT commercial is like “you think this is stupid? YOU’RE stupid!”

Gen Z is about to have their avocado toast moment. You can feel it in the air.

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For your consideration, my first Substack post: A Brief Analysis of DUNE Through the Lens of Everybody Loves Raymond zanerz.substack.com/p/a-brief-anal…

You gotta give it up. This dude was truly the Jane Goodall of minions

Glimpsed into the future 6 years ago

Hey WarnerMedia, I’ve got a Discovery for ya… it’s called common sense

MAGIC HOUR BEGINS AT 8AM SO WE NEED TO GET THERE BY 7AM FOR ROPE DROP. WE SHOULD RUN STRAIGHT TO PIRATES SO WE CAN RIDE IT MULTIPLE TIMES. GIVE ME THE SIGNAL IF YOU SEE THE LEFTOVER MERCH FROM DISNEYLAND PARIS THAT JUST DROPPED.

“I wasn’t born yet.” Starting today, that’s the kind of fucked up answer you could get when you ask every person at the bar where they were on 9/11

Sauron Will Throw a Pizza on a Roof in Season 2

I deleted twitter from my phone and it's been nice. But right now, the culture war GOP is hitting a game over screen and Elon Musk is stepping on rakes like Sideshow Bob. I am getting genuinely high from scrolling.

You think I'm making a fool of myself by rolling around in shit? Well guess what idiot, TONS of people are watching me do it

Sheryl Crow writing a song about just wanting to have some fun: okay first of all the guy next to me is fuckin hideous

This support staffer supports the WGA. Solidarity. ✊🏻

It’s just hours and hours of footage of people falling out of coffins at funerals. There’s no explanation. Just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement

HISTORIC: MORT CRIM ANNOUNCES FIRST EVER *REPEAT* CHUMP OF THE WEEK

Bob... we are out there on the picket line with the writers lmao

When you’re about to beat Shadow of the Colossus: