Used to be in a pickle now we in rick

Swipa Where u from??

Try it and find out why we don't have healthcare

I open Instagram just to see people my age with wedding pictures and pictures of newborns, while I’m debating if I want to go WR-WR or hero RB with my upcoming fantasy drafts

BREAKING: WR CeeDee Lamb, Cowboys agree to 4-year, $136M extension with $100M guaranteed. (via @tompelissero, @rapsheet)

“wow who created this workpaper?” me:

parlay

i woulda been like that girl outside the t-swift concert balling her eyes out

When you see your buddy buying shots from across the bar

Is 27-5-2 a rivalry?

my parents at 23: we should get married and start a family me at 23: I can’t believe The Rizzler and Big Justice are going on jimmy fallon tonight

It's Friday Night

I need TouchTunes to do a wrapped tell me what I’ve forced the masses to listen to at 2am

CALEB DOUGLAS SAID GIMMIE DAT 🔥

Thot daughter or thinks Texas deserves to be in the playoffs son.