@zalamingos
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calendar_today16-05-2020 12:26:09
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3 months ago
Saudi Arabia laughing nervously cause she’s in shock and can’t believe her cousin died
Airspace shut down… doha getting bombed, oh we are so DONE x.com/deema_mangoes/…
Ok?
I bom dia’d too hard and now my feed is full of pretty brazilian boys… I’m in danger
Don’t ask me no stupid fucking questions like this
It’s giving
First of all… meow
You gotta open ur horny chakras to activate the olfactory receptors
Take walking rights away from pigeons cause i always get jumpscared thinking it’s a rat crawling next to me
I don’t think multimillionaire celebrities befriend people who aren’t financially comfortable anyways so i doubt they’re complaining, but i feel like she’s probably paying for the accommodation and they’re paying for the rest
My sister broke a branch from my areca palm tree I’m about to lose my mind
God bless patchouli, all my homies love patchouli
2 months ago
the same boiling water that softens the potato, hardens the egg…
Yall disgusting
thats quite untrue actually
posting this just to have it handy cause it cracks me up
Aint no fucking way this random man entered my apartment thinking it was his
Not the bating live space