Having a sober Euros has made me realise England in competition football are just as boring as when they play them dead Friendlies. All these years it’s just the booze and fat les that has made it tolerable

That football was absolute terrorism. Ready for bed 🥱

It’s Tame Impala weather finally

I see 80/1 for Reform to win the election. I genuinely feel like the general public are thick enough for it Yano. Might be worth a punt 🤔

GROUP WINNERS WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE. It’s absolute paint dry football but by god are we gonna bore ourselves to a position where we play anyone with any sniff of decent football before we crash out. 💤

PLAY FODEN IN A CENTRAL ATTACKING MIDFIELD POSITION AND WE WILL THRIVE.. no one can have a pop at any individual in this team as the set up is absolute shit. Need to play with the best players for whatever formation he decides to set up with boring or not

2 days old. She’s old enough to know Fontaines D.C.

Wow. mad that most of what was noted in this has been in the last 3/4/5 years of their 14 years in power. Cannot wait for these lot to be wiped out tomorrow

Just had Labour reps knock at the door preaching the converted. Tough gig for them in Clacton after Farage wafted his shit around past weeks here. In a town that is 90% white British anyway offering no diversity they are convinced they feel ‘like foreigners in their own country’

Somehow despite lining up alongside the beaten PM, the YouTuber holding an L sign, and the fucking ventriloquist's dummy, your boy repping Reform still looks the most ridiculous in his big big suit.

I’m so embarrassed to live in Clacton right now. 😢

I need to stop clicking on reform / far right account posts just to see how thick people are in the comments as now that’s all that is coming up on my feed. I’ve fucked it for myself. I just wanna laugh at some gammons on my terms, it’s not what I want to see constantly

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Looking forward to seeing The View on Sunday. maybe we can recreate this iconic photo 13 years on Ben ? Roll back the years. (the only two not facing the stage) TVAOF

One of the best songs ever I’ve said it so many times And I’m not wrong

England - Somewhere Only We Know

What's the new MP for Clacton doing out here in Milwaukee? 🇺🇸 emily m asks Nigel Farage MP... Global Player

Very boring tweet but I’m sick of the weeds in my garden thriving more than my plants. Fucking pissing me off

You just know if Oasis were to do some shows next year they’ll be full of the same type of blokes that buy a pint to purposely hurl at England games.. I’ll be there though no matter what. As long as it’s not warm we’re all good

Looking for 4 Fontaines tickets for Ally Pally 23rd November. Holla if you can sort me out 🙏🏻 Fontaines D.C.