waking up for it

'you look tired' dawg i'm literally going insane

Refusing to buy myself a $20 essential item for months but impulsively spending $150 on someone I love without hesitation

literally no one is flirting like LDPDL....
'are you an assassin? am i the man you came to kill?' 'up yours' '😏 okay' 'i've been thinking about you often' 'i wish we were the only vampires in paris' 'for a second i felt like we were' 'try something for me, mon cher' ARGHHH

y’all need to stop being scared of saying “men” instead of “people” 😭😭🙏

LDPDL can confirm

i need to be vulnerable i love the awful shitty contacts i think they capture the uncanny vibe perfectly

Jerusalem.

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Life is like a people museum. I love watching and deducing and questioning. I talk about how it's a special interest, but I don't think people understand how much of themselves they bely in speech+ mannerism. (I don't understand a lot, but at least I can see it.)
*Tilts head*

Good morning! Thank you so much for the donations so far! This is what we have now, 262,246 left. Please keep sharing and help oomf! 🥹❤️

me (paying taxes): so this goes to healthcare right

government: mmmmm nah

me: oh ok so like roads and stuff?

government: ehhhhhhhh

me: ok so like-

government: mostly bombs

Autistic and Genuine Clarifying Questions Being Interpreted as Rude + 8 Other Social Snapshots in My Autistic Life #Autism #Neurodivergent #Disability

is she never not serving like