Tweeting about the important current events today. x.com/mashable/statu…

Did everyone see Obama salute the marine outside of Marine One? Don't wanna hear that story again. #ObamaFarewell

IMHO Obama is a decent man and tried his best to be a good president. #ObamaFarewell

W. is the man. x.com/maxwelltani/st…

@jarrod_b_dawson @richardgroover He gone slip you a mickey.

730pm - TORNADO WARNING for Escambia, Santa Rosa Counties in FL & Baldwin, Escambia Counties in AL. Storm moving northeast at 50mph x.com/NWSMobile/stat…

Both of my grandma's are older than Scientology, soooo.... #ItsNotReal

👀 👀 👀 x.com/literatelibera…

How did you find these pictures of me?!?! That was supposed to be a private thing. x.com/iagreewithjoe/…

Lol at Atlanta. Should've won. Tom Brady is too good. #SuperBowl #TheLegendofTomBrady

L. O. L. x.com/notaslime/stat…

All the women in Escambia and Santa Rosa counties will be out and about tonight since Boyett killed himself. Enjoy the freedom, ladies!

@joshuadsullivan Tom Ashbrook Nice. Thanks for the recommendation.

@joshuadsullivan @richardgroover C-Food Sin-sation.

I'm gonna try out that move next time I'm on stage. x.com/richardgroover…

@joshuadsullivan nahhhhhhh. It's all good. It will be the greatest.

GOL #TheNotebook

On purpose? x.com/bleacherreport…

Have you ever met a hockey fan? They don't. They're all crazy. x.com/dmwiggins/stat…

Hey Taco Bell This is how much salsa you gave me. I'm sure it'll be enough for 1 or 2 chips. #Gracias