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Donald Trump was at the NCAA wrestling finals? Well crap, now I wish I had bought a ticket to see the finals live ...

Hey Grok, based on my tweets, which public figure, past or present, do I sound like?

It occurred to me today that there is a glaring omission in the Book of Genesis: God never tells us how many trips to Lowe's He made during the whole Creation project!

Okay, this was a good April Fools' joke! 😂 chessable.com/lifetime-reper…

The market is down ~5% YTD, and I am not panicking. Why, you ask? I was trading options during Trump's first term. There were quite a few Thursday nights I would go to bed with highly profitable trades set to expire the next day, only to wake up with the market going haywire

"Economists call this 'economic suicide'" "This is moronic" "This will hurt everyone" "This will take down the global economy" These are some of the statements showing the sentiment I've seen today, from all sides of the political spectrum. Sadly, they all miss the point.

This is a level of ignorance that indicates you should not be investing in the market. No surprise you say this nonsense and block me before I can respond to call you out on it.

Sitting down to get the boys food and the Memphis-Oklahoma City game is one. At what point does an NBA team throw in the towel? Down 50 points at the end of the 3rd? Ouch!

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This is BS. Every guy has made the evaluation if he could marry a girl by the 3rd date. The time between then and an actual proposal is making sure he should marry her, and that usually takes less than 2 years. If you are dating for several years and he hasn't brought up

When your son's gymnastics coach comes out asking if you knew he was interested in trying out for the team.

If you are going to throw out "specific numbers", you better be accurate with them. This moron hid the conversation after blocking me for pointing out that he pulled these numbers from his rear end. His original post deserves a nice big Community Note.

Okay, that is funny right there! 😂

This is what happens when you think you are smarter than you are. So many fallacies, exaggerations, and misrepresentations in a single post 🤦‍♂️

Be careful who you align yourself with. Just because someone is fighting the same enemy does not mean they share your values. If you are not careful, once your common enemy is defeated, they may just turn on you. I don't subscribe to the Horseshoe Theory, but stuff like this

Ah yes, he continues to double down on his desire to be Robespierre, learning absolutely nothing from history. As they say, those who fail history are doomed to repeat it ...

I will take "Things That Never Happened" for $800, Alex ...

If you are going to post nonsense, it is quite cowardly to block the person you are quoting before they can respond to your nonsense. I picked the first adult picture that came up in my search. Literally any picture after 1990 would have sufficed to make the point, and that was

Many years ago, a girl I had been dating invited me to dinner with her family for the first time. Her mother made a "tomato pie" for dessert. I tried with all my might to be polite and finish the slice she gave me, but it tasted so bad I was unable to do much more than spread