Welcome back to Hollywood Roman Polanski

You’re right we should kill them both

Me as a server trying not to spill a tray of beers as 7 year olds run directly into me:

I hate this because I’m ableist 😈

She thinks she just fell out of a coconut tree

I made a fundraiser so i can recover from surgery. i hate doing this so much but i kinda need help lowkey. anything helps, thank you <3

gofund.me/2ded54cd

Catch me on the stream Friday at 5pm pitching my movie “Purge; But For Kids”

Anyone else think this looks sexual lol? I mean come on, this looks exactly like a pair of tits

B ᗆckshots here

At first I thought the use of POV was wrong but if you actually said this to them you’d just get back this empty stare

DEI Mayor or thot daughter?

Shame CM Punk isn’t healthy for Wrestlemania

The fit you wear going to prison must be so important. The trust you have to have in it that you’ll still look cool as hell when you get released 10 years late. Can’t imagine.

He’s not calling him a truther

Gas station clerk: Sir, I uh, I mean ma’am, I mean-

Non-binary Anton Chigurh: [putting hands on pants about to pull them down] call it.

Me when my coworkers ask who made the sweet tea today

Just submitted this tape to New Faces! Wish me luck!

youtu.be/x4UJVfnCBms?si…

Brain fire = throat phlegm

The true cause?

That sloppy toppy 😏😝😩

(I miss my kids)