The mustard-style bbq is a sleeper bbq.

Until I’m running through the actual woods, heart pumping, killing orcs coming out from behind trees, or quarterbacking for the Eagles myself on an actual field, dodging defensive linemen that I can feel and goddamn smell, don’t tell me about augmented reality. It is useless.

I feel like there's a lot of Letterman in Macdonald... Like not in the construction of things but in the delivery. Like the same energetic flow. Like the way he gets me laughing is similar to the way Letterman gets me laughing.

Unsettling fact: Your toes are longer than you think they are. Perhaps significantly so.

Louisa, 4, to her pre-school teachers: “When Mommy goes to work she puts on her fancy shoes. When Daddy goes to work he puts on his pajama pants.” I believe it’s time to speak with Louisa about our sacred trust tree…

You guys I know I use “super excited” too much. Also “so excited.” There’s excitement inflation that may require countermeasures. Simple “excited” is the new 😐.

“Who’ve” is the rarest written contraction but people say it all the time.

After more than 18 months, I can confirm that Roam Research’s usefulness increases proportionally with how *literally* you interpret the words “tool for thought” and treat is as such.

Football and basketball teams mostly just make me feel sad. Why do I continue this relationship with them?

Since I have to deal with Adobe products (everyone else uses them), it'd be neat if I could install without all the malware Adobe ships with them. Is there anything that makes it at least _feel_ like Adobe hasn't installed its own operating system/emulation/Clippy terrorist?

persimmons taste like poison

the right brain is actually the body

This is a first for me: Wordle 241 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 But the X factor is that people share their wordles and everyone knows the most common first words. As fun as it is to share these, seeing the positions of the boxes is truly a spoiler and a cheat.

20 years of continuous sobriety today. The kindness of others is a hell of a drug.