this Rachel/Aven drama is giving me serious Rachel/Peter vibes from however many seasons ago. makes sooooo much sense to end a relationship with a great guy because he doesn’t want to get engaged immediately 🙄🙄🙄 so dumb! #bachelorette #rachel #sparemethedrama #icant

#Rachel: “you’re the only one here, everyone else either dumped me or was too reasonable/logical” #Tino: 😬😳😰 #bachelorette #ihatethisshow

#Tino: “there’s only one question left to ask… is it okay with you that i’m a personality-less monotone smarm factory?” #bachelorette #rachel #icant

#Rachel: “am I crazy, or did that just happen??” well, both can be true, henny. #TheBachelorette #icannot

thank the LORD #Zach is the next bachelor. love him so much, and can’t wait to hate him by the end of his season #bachelorZach #Zachelornation #ihatethisshow

are we done with Kanye yet? #next

i almost never retweet things but i’m sorry, everybody needs to watch this!! #mamacass #carolburnett #bernadettepeters

I don’t think we talk enough about how Rapunzel sweeps, polishes, and waxes the floors, does laundry, and mops in 15 minutes. #Tangled #MandyMoore #miracleworker

i guess i’m officially a cat lady now.

sometimes it lives rent free in my head that Stephen Schwartz rhymed “planned ‘em” with “tandem” #wicked #musicaltheater #stephenschwartz

🤣 i mean, where’s the lie?

okay Only Murders in the Building 🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️ thanks for all those feels during Meryl’s nanny ballad. Sara Bareilles and Pasek and Paul are magic.

i think we can all agree i’m the 10 amongst these 3s #six #icantstop

after that heated argument on the beach am i the only one who wants to see #AaronS and #Peter have hate sex in the boom boom room? i would 💯 watch that movie. #bachelorinparadise  #notgonnarunintothematmensa #pilotpete2point0

when will we get a production of #SideShow starring Jessie and Abby Mueller?? gods of broadway hear my prayer! #broadway #musicaltheater #muellersisters #dreamcast

who knew the “big surprise” on the Golden Bachelor finale was that Gerry is a ventriloquist? #GoldenBachelor #JerryGary

yesterday, one of my dreams came true and I got to sing For Good from Wicked with Kristin Chenoweth — will I ever recover?? the experience of a lifetime, with one of the most incredible, genuine, and inspiring people I’ve EVER met. how did I get so lucky?? #KristinChenoweth #Wicked

the most fabulous people — go team!!

bachelorette race car driving coach: who here has driven stick? aaron: ::raises hand:: oh we know, ghurl. #bachelorette #cannotwiththisshow

#republicans: literally cancel funding for #cancerresearch democrats: didn’t applaud when a cancer survivor is used as a political prop republicans: how DARE they not clap those MONSTERS in case anybody needed a masterclass for irony and #hypocrisy today. carry on.