Alex was drawn to the Soviet architecture at Auburn

Kiffin’s return to Ole Miss next year gonna have the campus looking like a soccer game in Serbia son

MY COACH DROPPING F BOMBS WE ARE BACK

Unironically applying since I was laid off 6 weeks ago and have nothing the lose- just the kind of coach UAB needs

This sounds pretty dystopian until you compare it to the US system, where that determination is made based on your ZIP code at birth.

Cam Newton for $180k remains the deal of a lifetime.

Trying to plant a flag into turf… Kennesaw State education for ya

Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let teams start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion to draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years

The copywriter when they left work that day:

The police in question

You, yes YOU, will be playing defensive tackle for the Steelers on Monday night.

RDR2 had me hunt this bad boy for a coat lol

You will be rejected at the gates of Margaritaville

unhinged bowls are the answer

Blankie in my lap like I’m FDR

My wife has now passed out w my daughters. I’m in the attic with a few espresso martini’s in me. Santa is soley on me right now and I honestly understand what Aaron Judge must feel like in October,

pullin up home max volume so my dog knows big pimpin has returned safely

I don’t care what happens next year I aprecciate buddy for standing in the paint with us for next season 💪🏽

I haven’t bought a players actual jersey since the 5 jersey came out after Dyer. If Auburn drop that 17 on my soul I will have it in every color

Remember when Auburn allegedly paid $180K for Cam Newton? That was the deal of the century — allegedly.