Gonna see that PTA movie tomorrow, but heads up — I’ll be reacting negatively for engagement farming purposes. Just wanted to keep yall looped in. ✊🏻

About 1 hour until I light the internet on fire with my bold, incendiary take down of this movie I haven’t seen yet.

Hangman doesn’t choose Who dies, he drops the rope and The pale horse decides HANGMAN by Travis Shosa ↓

Some background: This was original concieved as a straight wrestling poem, inspired by the Hangman Page/Swerve Strickland feud in AEW. It then uh took some twists and turns and now it's a big scary haiku string about fate, death, and responsibility. bruisermag.com/shosa_hangman

The old lady is at the cash wrap, proudly gripping a t-shirt with a bottle of barbecue sauce plastered across the front. Just this, she says, and it sounds like marbles rattling. WHOLESALE BLUES by Zach Alan Michael ↓

Last night I had a terrible headache so I went to bed at 8:30 and slept for 11 hours. It was fucking awesome.

Unfortunately, this is how I text.

I just had 7 of the most vivid dreams of my life back to back to back to back to back to back to back, ho-lee fuck.

Kyle Seibel is one of my favorite living writers, and you should read this story!!

Doing my pre HAD call stretches.

Yes yes yessss

Wow. I don’t even know which of these is my favorite. Travis is quickly become a favorite of mine. Each oddity of theirs I read is a delightful little zap to my think tank.

Baby’s first k hole, inspired by the generational Z.H. (Burial Magazine) Panera onslaught.

I have not written fiction in three weeks. What is wrong with me?

Tomorrow, I’m welcoming this handsome man into my home.

Buddy has pretty bad organ failure. Keep us in your thoughts.

I watched Frankenstein a week or so ago and forgot to tell you all that I really didn’t like it.