Driving is more exciting when you pretend your car is a spaceship and you're Sandra Bullock. Also when you hold your breath the whole ride

SAVE ME FROM MYSELF

If someone who didn't know what a gym was stood outside a gym, he'd think it's some kind of human car wash with bad-smelling polish

People have noticed that the Quantum Leap theme sounds just like Sixteen Going on Seventeen, right?

Scared to delete pictures off my phone because then I think my picture texts will show up as "media offline" #filmstudentproblems

Wizard-of-Oz-themed vandalism #badass

I can't consider myself an adult until I overcome my crippling fear of eyedrops

Craisins: the mentally unstable brother of Raisins

Screenwriting tip: Practice safe comma use! "What was it like inside, Charlie?" is a lot different than "What was it like inside Charlie?"

Skinny jeans are like crotch corsettes

Pro tip: when waiting in line for a passport, don't shout "I WON!" when they call your ticket number

Not surprised to learn that the original title of "Liar Liar" was "Jim Carrey Yelling"

Banks work much differently than how #runescape taught me

And now the biennial avoid-Twitter-until-I-see-all-of-Sherlock-because-there's-always-that-wanker-who-spoils-it game

How many "this show is more addicting than meth" jokes in 2008? 5 yrs of hype; THIS STILL DELIVERS #betterlatethannever Kim Franks

Confession 83: I didn't get the American Psycho business-card-comparing scene because I could recognize the differences between the fonts

"Open up the gain" quickly becomes "Open up the gates" when you're thinking about Frozen in cinematography class

I finally no longer feel the need to match my socks. Does this make me more of an adult or more of a child?

Things I use my Swiss Army knife for: 11% screwing things in, 19% cutting things, and 70% trimming errant nose hairs

Eating Panda Express while walking? More like WHERE'D MY SELF RESPECT GO?