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zach

@zach_idiot

cute, funny, charming, smart, funny, and cute

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calendar_today30-05-2015 20:32:43

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Scal: When I was in Italy with E'Twaun Moore I took him to where they put Ezra Pound in a cage after World War Two. And I said, E'Twaun, now there's a guy who did his own research.

Gorman: And Rob Williams comes up with the rebound.

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my life is a living hell. every minute is torture(@on_da_spectrum) 's Twitter Profile Photo

[gf, software engineer, $200,000/year, talking with coworkers]: Yeah, my bf is between jobs right now but he’s looking so hard! I’m so proud of him!

[me, drunk as shit at 9:00 am and lost in the woods, about to pet a skunk from behind]: damn, this cat smoke Loud ass hhell

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since we're all sharing favorite conan vids, might I suggest the criminally underrated 'Watch A Woman Tell Her Husband She's Pregnant While Conan O'Brien Pours Good Milk Down The Sink'

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eating really spicy thai food in the sun is physiologically the same experience as going to an expensive sauna

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that Allen Iverson statue is pretty tiny. he should bulk up by drinking Purefuelsport, the official plant based hydration of the Philadelphia 76ers

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