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Short sellers are the dumb stormtroopers of the investing galaxy

I put my money where my mouth is

How dare Chris Rock make fun of Jada’s alpacinos.

I was born to work

Who is more arrogant and elitist: a high priced consultant or a Wall Street analyst?

Fair markets are free markets

Power to the players

That left for dead retailer just launched something new 😳

The best time to be alive in human history is now

Ask not what your company can do for you – ask what you can do for your company

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Call me crazy, but I think the only thing that needs to be in airplane mode is the muthafuckin airplane.

Kanye West gettin wheeled out of Heelys headquarters.

Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls. Wearing this. Wearing only this.

The DTCC has no clothes

*me answering a random number* “My man Scam Likely! How’s your cousin Cahoots?”

BREAKING NEWS: According to the most recent $GME 13F filings, all of the top call-option sellers COMBINED to not have enough shares to satisfy Roaring Kitty's 12 million shares currently in the money.

Waiter: How’s everything tasting? Me: Great Waiter: Yea? You like that shit?