On a lighter note, wtf did I just find in my eggs.

Possession should never be a felony, addiction is a mental disorder, our treatment of addicts is the reason we have so many youtu.be/RfU8TUZRtZg

My kind of porn

Fuck this

"And this electronic nervous system will be so interconnected that all individuals plugged in will tend to share the same thoughts, the same feelings, and the same experiences" -Alan Watts (1966) Watts is even scarier than Orwell

Huzzah Elon Musk - have you heard about our World @Wide Robin Hood Society in Nottingham, England?

In the past week, I've been reminded 3 times that ISU made natties right before I joined and WashU made it right after I left. Like I get it guys, I'm the common denominator for bad ultimate...

I just rewatched all of the cinematic Harry Potter universe in this order: fantastic beasts 3, 1, 2, then HP 7 part 2, 1, 3, 6, 5, 7 part 1. Finishing with the GOAT no. 4. I am a degenerate

Yup

Just casually talking about kegels with my Verizon representative. No biggie

Pour one out for my dead taquitos

Getting better at this gambling thing. Haven't sharted in weeks.

I've got one squishy big toe rn and it's even better than it sounds

YOOOOOOO, wtf nobody told me my shit got spammed. I don't do crypto...