Got a client who’s left me like 6 deposits in 5 months and never shows up. At this point I just say yes, take the deposit, and wave at the ghost. Keep it up, king 👻💸

Getting ready and wondering… How low is too low? Asking for a very lucky client 👀 Speaking of lucky… I’m in 🇨🇭Basel, June 18–21. Bookings now open via the form on my website (link in bio) Don’t be shy 🤪

Last call for your most informed +1 at Art Basel. Here’s where I can be beside you: – I can walk with you through Parcours before it gets crowded – We can preview together at Liste, between collectors and curators – I can sit next to you at dinner with Gagosian or Sotheby’s FTC

Tryst🧵: I knew I’d get pushback for tweeting about reporting accounts, but let me be crystal clear before you approach me: I don’t give a shit. In-person workers have very few spaces to advertise, and the ones that exist often exploit us through price gouging and shady

This morning I read the BoF and McKinsey "State of Fashion 2025" report. One thing is clear: India is no longer an emerging player, it's a rising star. Luxury spending is growing fast, the middle class is expanding, and there’s a sharp appetite for global brands. Then you look

CEO of ‘no shirt’

You can run all the Velvet22 propaganda you want — I’m not falling for it. Tryst still wins, flaws and all. It’s 2025 and the only visible gender options are man or woman? No profile preview, can’t search my own city, the UI’s a joke. Do better Velvet22

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Things I’ve learned as a companion with a background in marketing 🧵 Your booking funnel is everything — the easier you are to contact, the easier it is to book you. High-end clients don’t need hand-holding. Luxury isn’t explained, it’s desired. Leave space for imagination.

This look says: pick your own adventure. a) romantic troublemaker in the wild west b) the mysterious woman in the hotel lobby c) summer love story directed by Sofia Coppola Which one is it? 👇

new slur for me as a sw is “claims to be leftist but lives a right-wing lifestyle” … babe we all live under capitalism, our aesthetics are from the same 3 algorithms. also you probably can’t afford my fee anyway. lmao 💋

Basel. Lisbon. Marseille. Cannes. Nice. If your summer needs a plot twist, I might be the subplot. 🖋️ Booking form on my bio Reserve early — I’m lovely, not last-minute.

Cinematic: A client reached his peak just as Beethoven’s 9th (yes, Clockwork Orange) started playing. He said: “I want to finish right now, at this exact part. It’d be a shame not to come at the climax.” Shame no one was filming us.