I'm the sort of friend who will stick up for you in your absence

This is exactly why I have trust issues

i googled my symptoms and it turns out i’m fuckin amazing.

What's your stripper song ? Mines feeling good by Michael Buble

Look at me like you look at your favorite foods.

Don’t underestimate people choosing puppies over a pot of gold.

May the 4th be with you

#HappyWomenVeteransDay to all my fellow female vets. 🫡🇺🇸

This doesn’t change how you connect with people. You check to see who others are following. People who you trust and agree with. Read comments. Follow each other. Same as it’s always been.

The GOP is a party of pathetic sycophants and criminals.

Why do you care if someone doesn’t like your food? Are you that insecure?

He has to hire people to attend his rallies. They have to manipulate media to grasp for anything to make President Biden look bad. They lie to themselves more than they lie to us. Polls mean nothing… We’re gonna be alright, kids.

I lost friends here because of my extremist views on the McRib.

Soooooo…Hi.

Hey bots. How bout a follow for a follow? Assbots

#Skol can we drive 90 yards and tie this game Minnesota Vikings

'Wine me, dine me, 69 me?' I'm more like 'wine me, dine me, asleep-by-9 me'.