Lord change my job title & increase my salary THIS YEAR! 😊

🚨💣 BREAKING: Chelsea and Enzo Maresca agree to part company with immediate effect. It’s OVER. Official statement to follow but all done after tension growing last 24/48h. Chelsea will now start working on new manager appointment. 🔵🔜

There is so much I want to accomplish this year! I just need to keep my mouth shut and remain focused.

This app is really the best 😭 aside from people getting cooked daily…you actually get a decent grasp of current affairs without even trying which is pretty cool

I don’t talk to anyone if they don’t talk to me.

I have zero attachment issues; I will leave you alone like I never knew you.

They didn’t lie when they said you wake up one day and just don't care anymore. No warning, no dramatic shift, just a quiet, almost peaceful detachment.

I don’t chase clarity anymore. If your actions confuse me, that’s already clarity.

Here 😂

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United sack Ruben Amorim as head coach. 40yo Portuguese informed of decision & goes with immediate effect after 14 months following breakdown in relations. Darren Fletcher expected to take over #MUFC on interim basis The Athletic | Football nytimes.com/athletic/65942…

🚨💣 BREAKING: Rúben Amorim has just been SACKED by Manchester United. Decision made this morning.

Club statement: Ruben Amorim.

Sorry for texting back instantly. my phone is in my hand, I’m mature and I like you.

We all need Jesus Christ.

You promised yourself you’re gonna go harder this year. Don’t forget

Please research. Use Google. Watch documentaries. Read. Research.

Two days into the talking stage and this girl already wants to pay for my haircut

I’m getting a new car this 2026. I don’t even have the money right now 😂 but this will be proof of the miracle God makes happen.

🚨🇩🇪 WHAT A GOAL FROM HARRY KANE WITH BAYERN MUNICH! 🤯

Ive come to terms with the fact that my club is never going to be good again